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Hype Backlast – TV Tropes Wiki

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Your friends have been bugging you to watch the latest TV show that everyone’s talking about. Every newspaper raves about its originality, well-deserved popularity, and effective mix of comedy and drama, on the front page of the Entertainment section. The critics are rushing to hail it as the re-definition of its genre. After the thirtieth or so “Just watch it already, geez!” and maybe a Hype Aversion stage, you finally give in, pop the DVD in your player, and lay back to enjoy the latest masterpiece…

…Only to end up watching a mediocre show with average plots and few laughs or an utterly confusing one with more than enough Shocking Swerves to boggle the mind; one that definitely isn’t the seminal classic everyone’s been touting it as. What on earth did everybody see in this retread and/or overrated piece of drivel?

Usually occurs when Quality By Popular Vote fails. Most often, the work isn’t bad at all by itself, and would have easily been accepted as a solid and enjoyable work by the same person under different circumstances. But to someone who was expecting nothing short of a flawless masterpiece to live up to all the hype, the disappointment can be bitter indeed.

The true backlash comes when the person who “doesn’t get it” becomes so irritated at others’ tendency to see that work as absolutely perfect that they put as much energy into downplaying or nitpicking it to show that it isn’t as wonderful as everybody seems to think it is. If it becomes particularly nasty enough, the two camps can degenerate into a Flame War.

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This sums my “Shin Seiki Evangelion” impressions pretty accurately.

Mai-Otome GEMs

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This page has been removed from lucidfox.org. It is now available at the Mai-HiME Wiki.

Two more videos

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I have posted two more Novosibirsk videos on YouTube, this time focusing on Akademgorodok — the Novosibirsk Science Center. They are available here.

A quote

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It's an acute attack of an ancient disease called "love". This was a state in which a person's sexual energy, instead of being rationally distributed over the whole of his life, was compressed into a single week and concentrated in one hectic process. This made him commit the most absurd and impossible acts.

~ Mayakovsky, Vladimir. The Bedbug, 1929

Most hilarious log entry ever

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Some behind-the-scenes comments

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More like a collection of footnotes than anything else, for chapters 1 and 2 of the Firefox-ko story.

First, you may notice that the Christian/Jesusist exchange I mentioned earlier in the blog isn't present. The reasons are simple. I write down some ideas for what to fill the dialogue with, before discovering halfway that it doesn't quite fit. And I like dialogues to "flow naturally", so to speak. This one will probably have to wait until I get to the Church of Emacs.

The whole idea for the thing was born out of a collection of Firefox-ko and Thunderbird-ko pictures, as well as my natural interest of the story behind these characters. OS-tans, as it seems to me, are mostly created as gimmicks; I don't think that anyone actually imagines them as interesting characters with depth, and it usually doesn't go far beyond simple gags a-la "appetite = memory consumption". Here, I'm trying to wrap them in a setting that would at least make some sense. I'm a very, very novice writer, but the characters introduced so far each have a backstory, even if it's not fully revealed at this point.

Widget Styler is, of course, a reference to Window Snyder, who actually left Microsoft for Mozilla, and Roy Buzzworth is Steve Ballmer, simple as that.

Widget is somewhat of an anime fan, as we can see. The dialogue between Widget and Stinger is actually based on a real exchange that took place between Imperialles (playing the "clueless one") and Enochf on the Wookieepedia IRC. Needless to say, Firefox's appearance later on reminds Widget of several anime tropes at once, shocking her to the point she actually forgets the word.

Widget's car needed to be something bulky and not very maneurable, so a minivan fit. My first choice was Toyota Nadia, but apparently it isn't as popular in the US as in Russia, so I substituted it with a model developed specifically for the US. Perhaps Widget used to throw corporate parties in the coutryside!

The setting needs some explanation, I think. We know from the console output that it's June 1, 2006 (the date when, in the real world, Ubuntu 6.06 was released). Among really existing places mentioned are Tokyo, the Pacific, Africa, America, and Hollywood, and it clearly takes place in the United States. Meanwhile, Redland, Sumamesh, Seapoint, Sighting Hill, and the entire state of Calorington are obviously fictional. (Calorington is actually from the Uncyclopedia article on the Nike Revolution of 2006, and no, the revolution is non-canon.)

Some websites and software products exist in this alternate universe, some don't, and some are actually people. Heh heh. But for all intents and purposes, this 2006 is in almost exactly like our 2006 was; there is some schizo tech floating around, but this is in no way any kind of cyberpunk dystopia.

The "plane twist" was inspired by John Jackson Miller's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic comics, namely the part when Zayne and Gryph are unexpectedly rescued by Camper and Jarael. Before settling on using Widget's perspective, I considered other ideas for the opening, including Firefox already operating in Sighting Hill and starting with an action-heavy mission. How the Mozillas got hold of a military fighter, and why Thunderbird displays such suspiciously remarkable piloting skills for her age, is another question. I'll get to that.

Firefox is always depicted as a foxgirl, and Thunderbird with blue hair and in a headset, so I simply had no choice. Well, at least we know now that Birdie's hair color is not natural. As for the foxgirl thing, for all we know at this point, the animal parts may be fake. At this point.

Breezy addressing Firefox as "my otome", as well as the mention of "high-technology matter link", are shout-outs to the anime series Mai-HiME and Mai-Otome — modern, subversive takes on the magical girl genre. "HiME" stands for... well, just see the picture, and "otome" simply means "maiden", but in the context of that series, it refers to crossing the original mahou shoujo traits with the concept of "magic from technology", which is going to be a recurring theme here... sort of.

Chapter Two

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"Listen, it's a mistake, I've got to go..." mumbled Widget.

"Too late," said the red-haired girl.

Widget looked at her in confusion, and then... heard the sound of engines starting. Then she felt heavy, as if the room was lifting into the air...

"Wha... This is not some kind of flying machine, isn't it?" asked Widget, completely lost.

"A plane, actually," clarified the girl. "Thought they were a common sighting where you came from, you having all these gadgets."

"O... kaaay," said Widget indecisively, "that I can understand... some kind of military model with vertical take-off... but the ceiling? I thought the cave had one?"

"Paper-thin ceiling. A few explosives on the wall, a button press from here, and we're ready to leave. And I hate leaving, especially when it's because of people like you poking their noses into every whole you can find. What are you, a news reporter?"

"Since you dragged me here, I should really be the one asking this question," answered Widget.

"Precisely," said the girl.

She stood up, taking off her robe, exposing her legs — and something strange between them. A tail. An orange-red, furry tail, of the same color as her hair. She then reached for her hair, combing it backwards and revealing her ears, previously hidden under it. Those were fox-like ears, covered with fur of the same color as the hair and the tail. Coupled with her large, expressive blue eyes, this made her look almost like an anime kemonomimi character — except not drawn, but obviously real, living and breathing.

"Whaaaaaa..." cried Widget.

"Unfortunately, as you can see, science has yet to invent a name for what I am," said the foxgirl. "Not like I bother with it, anyway. Who I am must be an easier question, you have probably heard of me."

As she was saying this, Widget wiped her eyes. Then once again. And again. "You're... You're one of these animal-people, from amino... Japanese cartoons," she uttered.

"So, you haven't heard of me," stated the foxgirl impatiently.

"No."

The girl unwrapped Widget's passcard and looked at it more thoroughly. "Omnisoft," she said half-excitedly. "Well, of course, with the agility of a turtle, how would they know about Firefox?"

"Firefox?" repeated Widget.

"That's Mozilla Firefox for your blog, if you're keeping one," said the foxgirl. "Me. Well, well, one of the competitors' folks, how convenient. Now, how—"

"Mozilla?" Widget interrupted her. "One of those Mozillas?"

"Yes, one of those, the bane of Omnisoft," said Firefox. "You could call me the last one, if not for Birdie. But hey, an insider from there, that certainly changes things! Sweet fate, I might even... yes, that's what I'll do, right now!"

"Do what?"

"Well, first tell me, messenger of fate," Firefox said the two last words in a distinctly overblown manner, as if smacking them and enjoying it, "What's your name and occupation in Omnisoft?"

"Widget Styler. Internet department, head of security strategy."

"Security!" exclaimed Firefox, clenching her fists excitedly. "No, definitely, it's now or bust. Welcome to Mozilla Corporation, Widget Styler, our new chief security... er... something. Screw it, I'll ask Breezy how we call it."

She unwrapped Widget's cellphone, put her sensor over it and pressed a button on the sensor. After this strange move, she opened the phone and replaced the SIM card with another one, which she pulled out of a pocket in her dress. Meanwhile, Widget was elaborating on the response.

"Mozilla... Corporation?" she asked. "Isn't it a foundation left over from —"

"Don't mention that!" suddenly abrupted her Firefox, and her eyes became filled with sorrow for a moment. But only for a moment, before her joyful mood returned. "Yes, it's a foundation now as we're speaking, but nobody said it will always be that way. Birdie and I are the sole owners, most of the stocks ended up bought out by figurehead companies and such, to avoid suspicion. Shocked the old board enough, needless to say, all got fired faster than they could blink. Pulling a Wayne, basically. So, as you can see —"

"Wait!" This time it was Widget's turn to interrupt. "I'm not working for you. I have a job at Omnisoft."

"Probably, probably not," said Firefox. "Even if you still have, they've traced you here — were you to return, they'd make you tell them everything you saw, and that includes us — not that I mind, I'm done hiding, but they'd mind-wipe you..."

Widget shivered.

"Yes, that's the natural human reaction to the thought of someone meddling with their brains. If only they were so protective of their electronics..." continued Firefox.

"They can't be that cruel!"

"Yes, hard to believe when it's not a cyberpunk dystopia you see around you, but a beautiful world where people are walking down the streets and smiling." Firefox sat down on the floor, stretching both legs. "But this world has been seized by MNCs long ago, and in the computer industry their power is coming to an end."

"An end?"

"Yes, and about time, too, of course they try to delay the inevitable, but soon old-timers like Omnisoft will collapse, and that'll be the end of the world as we know it. Widget," Firefox crawled to the ex-Omnisoft manager and put hands on her shoulders, "You've got to see it! It will be some show!"

An uneasy silence ensued."

"In other words," concluded Widget, "you enjoy watching the economy suffer and people losing their jobs."

"No, I enjoy watching conspiracies come to light and fail. Those executives are so overconfident, 'nothing can possibly go wrong', except it always does. The people who just happen to work for them certainly don't deserve it, hence my offer, you may accept, you may not."

"So, to clarify," said Widget. "You're going to watch business empires fall, one by one. Do I understand your intentions right?"

"Almost," smiled Firefox. "I'm not going to just watch, I'm going to participate."

She dialed a number on Widget's cellphone...

* * *

Widget looked into a porthole, observing the landscape beneath them; the plain had obviously been descending for a while, and, as she understood, they were going to land soon. After several minutes of flying above the coast — presumably the Pacific coast — the plane took a turn inland, going past a port town.

"We're in southern Calorington," explained Firefox. "We'll land halfway between Seapoint and Sighting Hill, but the Sea Monkey will go a bit farther and land somewhere in the wilderness for distraction."

"Then the pilot..." started Widget.

"The landing's automated," said Firefox. "She's going with us, let's go take the parachutes, and while you're at it — stop carrying this thing around, you can't land with a camera hanging from your neck." She took Widget's camera off her and put it on the floor. "Ah, there she is. Thunderbird, my twin sister."

The pilot — female, of Firefox's age, as Widget now saw — exited the cabin.

"Blue hair?" exclaimed Widget.

"Birdie, take off that headset already," said Firefox, laughing mildly. "It's actually white," she added, turning to Widget. "She just dyes it light blue, says it's a protest against fashion or something. Never quite got that."

The three put on parachutes. Firefox opened the door.

"Now, prepare to jump."

"But how do I deploy the parachute?" asked Widget.

"RTFM," replied Firefox. "No, wait, there's no time for that. But it's foolproof, there's one handle, just pull it out. Nowhere to screw up."

"And what do we do once we land?"

"We wait," said Firefox. "Breezy is on the way, but it will take him about ten minutes to find the exact place, after we send out the coordinates."

"Breezy?.."

"Never mind. Jump."

* * *

...As Widget was waiting impatiently on the road, the Mozilla sisters packed the parachutes and dumped them into a nearby river; they were surely concerned about leaving evidence behind.

The car soon showed up: a black Rolls-Royce Phantom, driven by a bulky, forty-something man with a square head, wearing oval glasses.

"Breezy!" exclaimed Firefox. "When I said 'cool car', I didn't mean it that way!"

"Why not?" shrugged the driver. "You are a corporate executive now, my otome. The legend says I'm going to escort the new management from Seapoint, so you're almost legally bound to look respectable. Besides, you don't have to use this beauty as Firefox. Only as Story Baker."

Widget blinked.

"Hardly respectable in... this," mumbled Firefox, looking over her and Thunderbird's garments — worn and dusty, not to mention informal.

"Hence the bracelets. I was going to have a ceremony, but since you're not an admirer of them... we'll do it now and here. But get in first. And you, lady," he said to Widget, "take the front seat."

They got into the car; Widget found a computer monitor, which seemed to be on, directly in front of her. Breezy opened the glove compartment and took out scissors and two bracelets. "Put them on, and cut off some hair for DNA locking," he said, handing them to the Mozillas on the backseat.

Having acquired the samples, Breezy put Firefox's hair on some kind of touchpad and pressed a button on it, then repeated the procedure with Thunderbird's hair, and finally pressed another button. Meanwhile, Widget observed the readings on the monitor. A progress bar was filling at the top, with the mouse cursor (although there was no mouse) attaining the hourglass form. Under the progress bar, there was a plain old console outputting a log:

2006-06-01
mozilla-smjs-0.9.3-rc
x-type
high technology
matter
link

burning edge blah blah debug
using dd5store-1.3.1-1mozilla4

analyzing...
stored as 10.67.1.0.1

analyzing...
stored as 10.67.1.0.2

assignment complete

"It is complete," reported Breezy.

"Awesome!" said Firefox. "Now, what do I say to activate it? 'Materialize'? 'By the power of... er... Greyskull'?"

"To be honest, we decided that voice activation would be too complex to fit into such a small chip," answered the driver. "It is simpler than that. Flip the switch."

Chapter Two

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The second chapter is out.

BTS notes on both chapters will follow soon.

NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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How could you, Sunrise. How could you.

At least it was not Mai using that laptop. But still, the one who did seems more intelligent than that.

IE

My HiME, Your Tube

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Not that I particularly like YouTube to begin with. First, the name is weird, and I still don't understand how it relates to video sharing, despite my best attempts. Second: FLV, FLV, FLV. I understand that it was done for accessibility, but couldn't they at least provide a download link to the original video, unaltered by compression artifacts?

Today, I received a DMCA e-mail from YouTube, notifying me that they deleted a Mai-HiME video excerpt. No big deal, right? I needed it to provide a reference, and it has outlived its usefulness.

What's strange is the phrasing.

First, the page for the deleted video says: "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Sunrise, Inc." Now, I already imagine Sunrise, Inc. sitting day and night in front of their office computers, reloading the YouTube recent uploads list to spot copyright violations. Or maybe one of them was a Wikimoon visitor and spotted the link there on a talk page. But it doesn't matter.

Second, if I was a site admin deleting copyright violations, the first thing I would do, after deleting a video, would be going to the user's profile and deleting any other copyright violations present there. This was not the case. All the other videos were left intact, including Sailor Moon stock footage (although, judging by its abundance on YouTube, they probably don't consider it copyrightable), and even the other Mai-HiME video, uploaded shortly after this one.

My stance is, if you're self-proclaimed zealous protectors of authors' rights, you should, you know, be zealous. And this does not mean selectively deleting 1% of copyright violations just to prove you can — or, possibly, to scare people. The latter is known as "pulling a Microsoft", and is hardly an effective law enforcement tactic — all it achieves is making people despise you for double standards.

Random thought

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There are two kinds of fictional protagonists that I hate.

  1. Mary Sues.
  2. Characters completely devoid of personality to allow the viewer/reader to associate with them.

I'm not actually sure which is worse.

Oh, and by the way, {{USERNAME}}…

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"It was me. I like pineapples."

Bugfixing

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As you may have noticed, the main page is now more IE-friendly. I finally got to fixing the CSS.

Still, I highly recommend IE users to switch to another browser. Yes, even from IE7. It may stink less, but it still stinks.

Apparently, the blank screen that IE users were getting was caused by the malfunctioning OpenID plugin, which is not compatible with WordPress 2.1 (and now 2.1.3, to which I upgraded today). I tried several versions, including SVN snapshots, to no avail. So, unfortunately, OpenID logins are now disabled.

Chapter One

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Chapter One

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Darkness...

Sudden scratch and thud sounds, as if something heavy was dragged and thrown away...

The objects obscuring the view are being removed, piece by piece — at first, there is nothing but blinding white light coming through the holes, but gradually, as we're getting used to light, more and more of the scene can be seen. All kinds of things you would expect to find in a geek's closet &mdah; books, CDs, broken mice and discarded internal components — are flying away, tossed by a single pair of arms...

...as a high-pitched female voice repeats impatiently: "It must be here... somewhere, right here..."

"There it is!" announced the voice after removing the last item covering the view — some piece of cloth, probably a towel. The arms reached for the...

...camera?..

And, with a click, it all became pitch black again.

* * *

"Stinger! I've found the camera!" said the woman with the high-pitched voice, lifting said camera into the air triumphantly.

She was short and youthful, around twenty-five, and had all the distinctive traits of an African: a well-expressed round forehead, a big mouth, thin yet long and expressive black eyebrows, long black hair falling behind her shoulders in cornrows, and an ever-cheerful facial expression. In fact, if not for her skin color, sufficiently pale to suggest a Caucasoid, she could have been presumed to hail straight out of Africa — or, for that matter, any town district in the United States where African-Americans were commonplace.

Her head was turned to a young man with razor-cut hair, wearing glasses and earphones, sitting in front of a computer right next to her. The room they were in appeared to have been an office once, before being turned into one of those museums of discarded gadgets that sysadmins' chambers typically resemble. A second computer, opposite to the one taken by the man in glasses, was unoccupied.

The woman waited a bit, but the man was clearly paying no attention. She sighed, secured the camera's strap on her shoulder, and walked to the man to see what he was watching on the screen. "Stinger, what in the world is this?!" she exclaimed.

"Erm..." Stinger closed the browser window hastily and finally turned to the woman. "Widget," he grinned in an obviously forced manner, "is Sailor Moon's super power the ability to spin at that speed without throwing up?"

"Not quite," said Widget coldly.

"Did I grasp the basic premise, at least?" persisted Stinger.

"Mmm, yes..." answered Widget. "Mostly. But if you're into it, watch some real anime, like Love Hina. That's some... emotion, character development, not a repetitive and childish..."

"Enough, I get it, I get it," said Stinger defensively. "Never mind, I'm not the geek here. Next thing you'll probably recommend me is Evangelion..."

He smiled, probably expecting Widget to follow suit, but got a completely opposite reaction. Her joyful grin disappeared, replaced with a thoughtful and concerned expression. "No, it's too dark for my taste," she whispered, "and they were too careless with biblical references. Too frivolous... They may regret it — he does hear..."

"You believe?" asked Stinger innocently.

"I believe. Believe that he hears. Not that he listens." She swallowed. "Anyway. No time for chit-chat, you slacker. Did you find enough determination to copy the PRE between watching Mipipe clips?"

"Right here," responded Stinger, pointing at a USB flash drive with a heart-shaped case lying on the table.

"Good." Widget put the flash drive on as a necklace. "Let's move on, better early than late. We'll be able to get some sleep for the first six reports or so."

She leaned against a wall, waiting apathetically while Stinger, somewhat nervous, was shutting down the computer. Widget stared at a large poster on the opposite wall, showing a balding middle-aged man in a suit in front of an open window, playing on the contrast between the grey blandness of the room interior and the bright, colorful landscape beyond the window: golden meadows, a dark blue sky with white clouds, and a rainbow. And below this magnificent view, a corporate logo and the motto: Omnisoft: Defining your digital future.

But it seemed a bit... unnatural to her. Maybe the colors were too expressive, or the shading too explicit — but it looked more like a scene rendered for a big-budget Hollywood 3-D cartoon, but obviously not from a scene in real life. And that mismatch between the poster and reality has always bugged Widget — usually, though, she was too busy to pay close attention.

Having turned off the computer, Stinger walked to the exit; Widget followed. The switch was customized to make the light fade out slowly, as the two preferred it this way. Before closing the door, Widget looked behind, watching for a moment as the balding man and the panorama of impossible beauty were being engulfed in darkness.

* * *

..."It's your turn," said the angel in Stinger's voice, tossing Widget from the gates of heaven down, back to Earth. Widget cleared her eyes; Stinger, sitting right beside her, was poking her.

She looked at the presentation schedule, which she left lying on her knees before falling asleep. She found the relevant fragment quickly. "11:30 — Roy Buzzworth. 11:40 — Widget Styler." That's equality: the CEO is given as much time as a security strategist of just one division, among the thirty managers scheduled for this day's six-hour-long event. And the conference, scheduled to last a week, has just begun. Less than two hours ago.

"...developers, developers, developers, developers, developers!" finished Roy, the man from the poster, clapping his hands, as the audience applauded and cheered wildly. Well, at least he did not end his speech with some nonsensical plea about "integrated enterprise solutions" that would help them achieve "groundbreaking paradigm shift", as oh so many of their colleagues did. This, on the other hand, was simple, but nice — coming from a seasoned PR expert, who knew what worked on a certain audience and what didn't.

After the CEO left in his usual blaze of glory, Widget stood up, approached the table with the laptop plugged to the projector, inserted the flash drive and opened the file, looking at the hourglass cursor impatiently.

The presentation has begun.

"Ladies and gentlemen," she said in the microphone in a calm and confident voice. "I am Widget Styler, the head of security strategy of the Internet department, and I am going the results of our latest security audit."

An uneasy silence ensued.

"Most of you are undoubtably familiar with the criticism surrounding Omnisoft's market-leading Internet suite, Omniweb. Rumored vulnerabilities range from mostly harmless denial of service attacks to malevolent botnets created with trojan horses."

Silence.

"While I do acknowledge that these independent vulnerability reports are true, we remain focused on —"

— and suddenly, her speech was abrupted. Literally. The microphone stopped amplifying her voice; Widget shook it violently, but to no avail. A few seconds later, the projector turned off, leaving only an empty screen. The audience burst into loud chatter, in which Widget could hear a mix of surprise, anger and impatience.

And then the lights went off. Momentarily. Not knowing what to do, she decided to exit the conference hall into the still-lit hallway and question someone there. With her camera still hanging from her shoulder, she ran towards and through the exit — luckily, it was right here, at one side of the stage.

Breathing heavily, Widget turned around — and spotted Mr. Buzzworth himself standing in the doorway, blocking her way back to the conference hall.

"Get her," he said calmly.

* * *

...Obviously, Widget didn't take the elevator, fearing it would be turned off midway. She ran down the stairs — luckily for her, this wing of the Omnisoft headquarters was only four stories high. By the time she reached the ground floor, the security guards down their had already blocked the exit. Left with no choice but to break through by force, Widget ran to a janitor, grabbed his mop and smashed the nearest glass wall. Before the guards could react, Widget was already heading for the parking lot.

Widget climbed into her car, a Toyota Sienna, and quickly started the engine, as the key was left in the ignition lock. So big was her shock that she completely forgot to take down the camera.

Rapidly changing thoughts were flooding Widget's head. Where to go..? For now — away from Redland, and the farther the better. First southeast towards Sumamesh, then northeast before reaching it, into the mountain area. She did not have any idea what was going on, what exactly Omnisoft was going to do after "getting her", and whether authorities had been alerted. If police was involved, she obviously had no chance to outrun them; hiding was the only option.

Or maybe, Widget asked herself a few more minutes of driving through the nearly-empty highway, the sense of danger was overinflated, and she had nothing to fear? She will run, but after ensuring her safety, she will call her colleagues back and ask what went wrong, and offer to negotiate in a way that would involve more talking and less legal action...

Suddenly, she heard the familiar Nokia sound — her phone was ringing from inside her shirt. She took it out, her hands shaking, and accepted the call.

"Yes, yes, I'm ready to cooperate!" she yelled hastily.

"Widget," said a coworker via the phone, "I'm having troubles with that online map thing. It says I'll have to swim across the Pacific to get to Tokyo — should I comply?"

"Very timely. Use your brain, already," exploded Widget, then turned the phone off.

Perhaps the most rational thing to do would be just going back — particularly since nobody appeared to be chasing her. If the Redland police was really after her, they would have caught up with her by now. But Widget felt so nervous that her brain was essentially blocking any other thoughts besides an escape strategy.

After half an hour or so of driving, Widget made it to the mountain area. She got the car as far as she could, staying away from well-maintained roads, and went farther into the wilderness on foot for a few more minutes. After reaching the top of the hill she ended up on, she stopped and looked around.

Directly beneath her, downhill, she spotted a narrow, rocky stream, and on the other side of it, there was what looked like a cave entrance. Widget carefully descended, stepped over the stream, even wasting a few seconds, which may have been too precious to waste, to film the area. She then entered the cave.

The entrance was narrow, with a low ceiling, but it widened as Widget was walking through it. Inside the cave itself, it was dark, and Widget, not having a flashlight, could not tell its size; however, judging by the echo she got after clapping her hands, it was ample enough.

Widget waited until her eyes adapted to the darkness, then turned on her cellphone again — its screen could provide, at least, enough lighting to observe the floor around her. "So careless..." Widget thought. "Wandering into a cave without even the basic spelunking equipment."

She looked at the cellphone indecisively. The signal was weak, but it would probably be enough. The stress was going away, and she was once again able to think rationally.

"Bah! What am I, a fugitive or something?" Widget said out loud. "I don't even know what they head in mind!" She started typing Mr. Buzzworth's number... but only managed to type the first five digits before, with a sudden "Wham!", a door (?!) opened in the farthest wall of the cave, revealing an entrance to a well-lit area behind and a silhouette standing in the doorway.

"Stop that!" the silhouette shouted in a female voice. Widget, astonished, nearly dropped the phone. She just stood there as the other woman, who was cloaked, ran to her and grabbed her arm. "Come!" the woman said angrily.

Widget followed. They climbed what seemed to be a short stairway, although Widget could not see the steps in the darkness. Behind the door was a well-lit room, narrow but long, full of worn furniture. Widget could now see the second woman — she was white, young — likely younger than herself, — had straight red hair and blue eyes, and wore a dirty robe that looked like it was not washed for at least a month.

The woman took Widget's phone, turned it off and wrapped it in tinfoil — several sheets of it were lying on the floor just beside them. Then she drew out some kind of hand-held detector and dragged it over Widget's chest — it beeped over the chest pocket of her jacket, where Widget kept her Omnisoft passcard.

"Rfid!" she exclaimed. "Phoning, and a rfid card, so careless! You're a living tracking device!"

"I just thought..." started Widget defensively.

"Thought? So you think sometimes? Think once more, you may like it. Birdie!" the redhead shouted across the room, presumably referring to some unseen third person. "The cover's blown! Prepare to take off!"

To be continued...

Eh?

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09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0.

Now sue the heck out of me, screw freedom of speech and common sense.

The many faces of Firefox-ko

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The biggest problem with OS-tans is that they often like a consistent visual identity. At least when there was Futaba for the original Windows OS-tans that started it all, those characters do have some consistency, although there is lots of nonsensical fan speculation about whether appetite and breast size actually relates to anything. Well, if it did, Vista would probably be obese beyond all recognition... But Vista was released later, and already the situation is spinning out of control; there's no single design that all artists would agree with.

Being an "electrolexantrophile", as Splarka calls me, I collect pictures of Firefox-ko, and the features — outfit, age, etc., — vary greatly. Perhaps the only common elements are fox ears, which sometimes aren't even real.

There's no single picture that 100% accurately represents the direction I'm going to take, but there are three pictures of note. This is probably the closest I have in mind to the costumed Firefox, sans out-of-place ears (they should be where human ears would be. Otherwise, it makes no sense), and this is how she looks beneath it; the hair and tail on the second one, however, are too long and... flat.

Firebird, Firefox's pre-"crisis" self, may or may not look like this, I shall see; whereas my Thunderbird looks exactly like this (but not the Firefox on this picture).

And yes, I'm going to offer explanations for the animal pats, strange costumes, and Thunderbird's headset. To add plausible context, so to speak.

ASMADCWCSI: Sailor Stars Episode 7 (173)

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No less than five new Sailors appear, making Sailor Moon envious.

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That will be it, for a while. For this week, at least.

Sailor Stars Episode 7 (173): A Goodbye and an Encounter! The Destiny of Flowing Stars

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Download episode, and that'll be the last for a while.

We've got translator's notes for this episode!

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The opening sequence has changed, now that we're finally in the Sailor Stars season proper. Who are these people? Another intro spoiler? Gah.

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Three mysterious, previously unseen guys walk through a dim-lit (to add to the mystery) hallway and ramble about finding some mysterious "her". These are obviously the same as the trio from the opening, but we'll pretend we don't know this.

Turns out they are important and notable. Wikipedia-notable, even. They're a music group called Three Lights, and they produce some really upbeat music - which, interestingly, isn't just another variation of Sailor Star Song!

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The girls are at the Standard Designated Meeting Place™ discussing the group. Even Ami, the geek, has a thing for them. Except Usagi, who's still stuck with her submissive "Mamo-chan". Wait, not stuck. Bound. With the Red String of Fate™.

Well, at least Her Pinkiness Chibiusa is gone. And they removed her from the show in an especially anticlimactic manner, offscreen, and nobody really mourns her. That's good.

A flashback... then a romantic moment with a photo of them together... Nothing that wasn't already done. Luna reminds Usagi (and us) what a ditz and crybaby she was back in the very first episode. Well, she still is ditz and a crybaby now, but only as Sailor Moon, not Usagi, oddly enough.

A plane is leaving. What, Mamoru left offscreen too? No, that's not his plane. Of course, they can't send him away without a long, cheesy romantic scene. And all Usagi got was a lousy engagement ring...

Meanwhile, the Three Lights push away fans (who are all heart-eyed, literally) — with cool sunglasses like that, they're definitely on Serious Business. Which consists, apparently, of walking past a loving couple in a creepy manner.

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We get, at last, to the new villain: the premise of a grinning Ms. Evil on a throne is once again recycled... IN SPACE!

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Furthermore, she sounds suspiciously like the Disembodied Voice from the first episode of this season. She sends yellow lights of doom to Earth, and, laser-guided, they enter Mamoru's plane and blast it... or so it seems.

Of course, the Three Lights immediately do the plot-prescribed "my significance sense is tingling" routine.

The girls (at the Standard Designated Meeting Place, henceforth known as the SDMP) try to explain to Usagi what her ring means. Since they like to be cryptic, they don't advance far.

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They go to the park to see the Three Lights. Ami tries to deny being a fan. She definitely reminds me of someone in this respect...

And as usual, these gender-confused girls continue to refer to themselves as "guys".

Usagi tries using people as a ladder.

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In the boughs of the tree above them (since this is the standard place where new characters appear for the first time), a strange shadow appears. Zoom in to reveal a woman in Souichi Tomoe Standard Issue Scary Shiny Glasses.

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Usagi, desperate to see the Three Lights from a close distance, tries to sneak through a restricted access passage. On the way, she bumps into one of the Three Lights — Seiya, to be specific. And she's such a big fan that she doesn't even recognize him, and for some reason gets offended by the name he calls her...

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She sneaks in anyway, and sees the woman in the hat and Scary Shiny Glasses removing both, revealing a rather goofy outfit, and doing "my kung fu is stronger than yours" moves.

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She attacks the co-star "Alice-chan", as Usagi calls her, and the latter, seeing two yellow Lights of Doom flying towards her, just stands there and doesn't even make an attempt to run.

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Some kind of flower opens on her forehead, expelling some kind of crystal floating in the air.

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Meanwhile, Usagi transforms — and this time, the full sequence, with as much fanservice as you can get, occurs. By the time the mouse-girl removes the Star Seed, Sailor Moon uses her time to climb one of the trucks for no reason at all, besides impersonating Obi-Wan "I have the high ground" Kenobi.

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The mouse girl identifies herself as Sailor Iron Mouse. Sailor? Hmm. Well, the name suits her — the mouse part, rather than the iron part. She's not made of iron, and teleports away shamelessly as the Victim of the Day transforms into the Monster of the Day.

(The Doctor will call in several episodes. He does want his TARDIS back.)

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As it often happens, the monster of the day is more weird than fearsome.

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This makes some comments. The enemies know, as we learn further, that only Sailor Senshi possess "true" Star Seeds that they need, and this is what distinguishes them from regular humans, who possess "blank" Star Seeds. Yet, despite seeing a Sailor Senshi right in front of her, Iron Mouse doesn't remove her Star Seed. Furthermore, neither do any of her successors later in the season, preferring to attack random targets instead. This just seems stupid to me: we're in the first episode, not counting the Nehellenia arc, and already the premise is falling apart...

Sailor Moon refuses to fight the human-turned-monster, and... someone else appears with a rather anticlimactic (but cool) theme music. Three someones, identifying themselves as Sailor Starlights. They literally appear out of thin air,

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They're obviously the Three Lights, just more scantily-clad and more... female. Although the latter woudn't be immediately obvious if not for the bras. But the Clark Kent effect intervenes, and Usagi/Sailor Moon doesn't recognize Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter, and neither does he... she... do they recognise her.

With the monster of the day also being a Sailor, it makes five new Sailors introduced in a single episode. Not bad. I wonder if John Ostrander knew about this Sailor-fest when he started that Star Wars comic series where everyone and their father is a Darth...

Star... Serious... Laser! Okay, try to say that with a straight face. And then try to look at what ensues with a straight face.

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They prepare to finish her, but Sailor Moon gets in the way. She may pass for an alien now, with these big eyes, big mouth, and wings. But no, she was born on Earth... in this incarnation, anyway. While the Starlights are aliens. Human aliens, who are ubiquitous in live action series like Star Trek due to budget constraints, but don't really belong in animated series, where one can draw real aliens.

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Yellow light emanates from the crescent on her forehead, which is not the Yellow Light of Doom we saw earlier because it comes in rays, not balls. Still, it's scary.

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Her new rod appears out of nowhere, and starts spinning without her intervention, or even without her touching it — it just follows the hand...

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(Notice how unrealistic the body proportions are. She could stretch an arm upwards, and still the legs alone would be longer than the rest.)

Okay, "Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss" is even more difficult to say with a straight face than "Star Serious Laser".

While she performs this extremely long attack, the Starlights, realizing their work is done here, go away.

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"Hmm. Perhaps they really can disappear..."

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Or not.

Review

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None today, but the link to the previous episode video is finally up.

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